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Swiss Toni's first appearance.
This is Swiss Toni's first appearance. It's from the second series of The Smell Of Reeves & Mortimer...probably still available to buy.
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Видео

If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out.
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If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out.
Old Man Peanut.
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Old Man Peanut.
Me. On a chair.
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Me. On a chair.
Do no watch...2
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Do not watch...2
Noddy Holder in a coffin
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Noddy Holder in a coffin. From the film Slade In Flame.
Do not watch
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Do not watch
Brilliant bit of animation...dark and sinister!
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www.itsbettertinnedthanfresh.co.uk/Pages/reubenrobinson/reubenrobinson.html This great video is just one of the stories from the feature length animation called The Adventures Of Mark Twain (aka Comet Quest in some countries), made in 1985. I've included the story The Mysterious Stranger here in its entirety in high definition because it has been banned from numerous countries due to its somewh...
Rod Hull and Emu...messing with a TV aerial.
Просмотров 30 тыс.15 лет назад
In a spooky reflection of real life, here we see the excellent Rod Hull and Emu messing with a TV aerial that's ruining their television picture. Clip taken from an old British TV show called EBC.
The Cult - Savages
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The Cult at the Carling Academy in Birmingham, England, 28th February, 2008. Song being performed is Savages. I missed the first few opening bars because the place was going mental. Filmed by me!
The Cult - Peace Dog
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The Cult at the Carling Academy in Birmingham, England, 28th February, 2008. Song being performed is Peace Dog. Filmed by me!
Ghost!
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Ghost!
Somewhat disturbing Kinder Surprise advert from the 80s.
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My website - it's good! Here: www.itsbettertinnedthanfresh.co.uk This advert has been searched and searched for by myself for many years and now, here it is! It was on British TV (ITV) during the hours of childrens' programming and I'm sure it was banned at one point, just for the sheer horror of it! What's so bad about it? Download it, see for yourself...I had many a nightmare from it! This is...
The bloke with the Jesus Crumpet.
Просмотров 1,5 тыс.17 лет назад
This is the bloke from about 2003 who had a crumpet pop out of his toaster with the face of Jesus (or was it Barry Gibb?) on it. This is taken from Central News in England.

Комментарии

  • @Pyjamarama11
    @Pyjamarama11 Месяц назад

    To be able to witness an alignment of three comedy geniuseseseses in our short lifespan, is a privilege indeed

  • @TheThejpmshow
    @TheThejpmshow Месяц назад

    Getting back to my eggs is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman First you break the shell, pour out the insides and get things nice and hot Get it wrong, and you have a sticky mess

  • @nickwillobey2205
    @nickwillobey2205 3 месяца назад

    Where did you get the donkey jackets?

  • @townsjim
    @townsjim 5 месяцев назад

    "WIPE-AHS"

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 6 месяцев назад

    I wonder what he was doing with his eggs...

  • @danielpalmersofficial
    @danielpalmersofficial 10 месяцев назад

    It’s funny how Swiss Toni debuted in a different show, he’s one of my favourite characters from “The Fast Show”. ✌️😙

  • @retrorambles517
    @retrorambles517 Год назад

    David Dickinson took inspiration from swiss

  • @simonegan3698
    @simonegan3698 Год назад

    Whatever happened to donkey jackets?

  • @muchopomposo.6394
    @muchopomposo.6394 Год назад

    "you lookin' at my braaa..?" So funny..!

  • @zeru786
    @zeru786 Год назад

    You can tell Charlie Higson is trying hard keeping it together, I bet he is pissing himself with laughter on the inside

  • @pakora81
    @pakora81 Год назад

    "Hello Swiss, I've heard a lot about you, but not all of it good"

  • @vAirMiles
    @vAirMiles Год назад

    I still use the phrase “windows that wind up, and wind back soon again” and also, “PERVERT” 😂😂😂😂

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 Год назад

      IOL from Arthur 2, is funny too. Arthur asks what it is. Answer, instant on lighting.

  • @clevertrevor7360
    @clevertrevor7360 Год назад

    1:26 Always cracks me up.

  • @adeworman
    @adeworman Год назад

    Then I’ll get back to my Eggs. 😆

  • @MrMr-fo8st
    @MrMr-fo8st 2 года назад

    Change from a tenner!!

  • @garrywitcomb2334
    @garrywitcomb2334 2 года назад

    Some Awsome characters,played by Awsome comedy actors 😆😆😆😆 love it

  • @hyena131
    @hyena131 2 года назад

    Thankfully, Charlie Higson went on to be even funnier without these two over excitable fools.

  • @paulfallon7038
    @paulfallon7038 2 года назад

    I don’t ged it?

  • @nothing6745
    @nothing6745 2 года назад

    I thought the Swiss Toni series on bbc3 was funny. Especially the one where he’s buying things on line. Class.

    • @leematthews8111
      @leematthews8111 Год назад

      @@rutgervangestel you can find episodes on "daily motion"

  • @tamar5261
    @tamar5261 2 года назад

    The advertising is really making me want to buy the product

  • @rosscampbell6422
    @rosscampbell6422 2 года назад

    It's Jim Proudfoot from talksport

  • @leesmith8220
    @leesmith8220 2 года назад

    For some reason I find the reference to showing his bra quite disturbing 😳

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 2 года назад

    I never knew he existed before the Fast Show.

    • @trollop_7
      @trollop_7 2 года назад

      They all did.

    • @leeroy265
      @leeroy265 Год назад

      bob wrote the character

    • @TheThejpmshow
      @TheThejpmshow 9 месяцев назад

      Existing before the Fast Show is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman

  • @suegosling414
    @suegosling414 2 года назад

    Just brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markofsaltburn
    @markofsaltburn 2 года назад

    Making love to a beautiful woman is not actually like making love to a beautiful woman.

    • @rowgli
      @rowgli 2 года назад

      I'll take your word for it

    • @tobysmith8032
      @tobysmith8032 2 года назад

      I've just done it myself and I have to agree wholeheartedly, it most definitely is not, in fact, it's much better!

  • @KRPTV
    @KRPTV 2 года назад

    Well, that's my car stolen, and I'll just go and call the police, and then I'll get back to my eggs!😁😁😁

  • @robertmilne4304
    @robertmilne4304 2 года назад

    Anyone else think Richard Hammond sounded a bit like Swiss Tony in the early seasons of Top Gear?

    • @eyebrowman1
      @eyebrowman1 10 месяцев назад

      No

    • @Kenneth-cn8dx
      @Kenneth-cn8dx 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@eyebrowman113 people did, so stick that where the sun don't shine

  • @antonybullock2240
    @antonybullock2240 2 года назад

    The irony is that this video was randomly suggested by RUclips after I did the top that with my bra showing joke at work today is kind of ironic.

    • @MattOGormanSmith
      @MattOGormanSmith 2 года назад

      Ironic, he said, until he remembered his Google phone was in his pocket at the time.

  • @LennyJohnson5
    @LennyJohnson5 2 года назад

    Is that you, Laurence Winmill?

  • @alzeNL
    @alzeNL 2 года назад

    OMG - i saw this and straight away could recognize this a small car dealers in St Peters Road in Hastings !!! I lived about 5 minutes from there in 1994!

  • @rayraysworld
    @rayraysworld 2 года назад

    the fast show had some crap characters this is one of them

  • @darrenporter1850
    @darrenporter1850 2 года назад

    Still not funny all these years later

  • @Levenstone132
    @Levenstone132 2 года назад

    I had one of those years ago. A donkey jacket,not the MGB.

    • @arrangrant6037
      @arrangrant6037 2 года назад

      So did I a donkey jacket I mean when I worked for the local council back in the 1980s

    • @Levenstone132
      @Levenstone132 2 года назад

      @@arrangrant6037 same era as me. They're extinct now I think!

    • @arrangrant6037
      @arrangrant6037 2 года назад

      @@Levenstone132 Due to Health and Safety they got replaced by Hi Viz 🧥 jackets

    • @Levenstone132
      @Levenstone132 2 года назад

      @@arrangrant6037 of course👍

  • @ElMuchoDing-Dong
    @ElMuchoDing-Dong 2 года назад

    David Dickinson sells cars

    • @Kenneth-cn8dx
      @Kenneth-cn8dx 6 месяцев назад

      Swiss toni was around before big Dicka

  • @RichardHowells1234
    @RichardHowells1234 2 года назад

    This is d best comedy gold ✨ever invented 😂

  • @lonegroover
    @lonegroover 2 года назад

    Typical Hartlepudlians

  • @dav01kar
    @dav01kar 2 года назад

    Like the donkey jackets

  • @matbritton6816
    @matbritton6816 2 года назад

    Swiss is from my dad's generation of salesmen. Ford Capris, firm's dos and sexist jokes. 😄

    • @chiefrocka8604
      @chiefrocka8604 2 года назад

      My mate owned a car wash and took a failed ex car salesman on at the wash Thing went from bad to worse when he put brick acid in a diesel primera and totally fucked it beyond belief never mind repair The final nail in the bum was he went out for his lunch and about a hour and a half turned up late muttering about something then half a hour later a guy rocks up with a coat and says it was left it in the pub and they said he’s gone the bookies , called in the bookies and they said he’s gone the car wash Ahh well 😂

    • @matbritton6816
      @matbritton6816 2 года назад

      @@chiefrocka8604 We had a physics teacher a bit like that. 😄

  • @DaveDexterMusic
    @DaveDexterMusic 2 года назад

    Debuting a character in Reeves & Mortimer is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It's fun and it looks good, but the longer you go on the more you realise something isn't quite right and you'll have to wait for a second turn to really get to grips with it.

    • @Idol2Idol
      @Idol2Idol 2 года назад

      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @garethsmith7957
      @garethsmith7957 Год назад

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @BigyetiTechnologies
    @BigyetiTechnologies 2 года назад

    "wipers!" haha

    • @pakora81
      @pakora81 Год назад

      "Pat! Not in front of Swiss Toni, it's about time you learned how to wipe yourself"

  • @mumdad8972
    @mumdad8972 2 года назад

    £9

  • @excelents
    @excelents 2 года назад

    Swiss Toni always reminded me of DS Ted Roach from "The Bill"

  • @AdrianJayeOnline
    @AdrianJayeOnline 2 года назад

    I wanna go into a car dealer and do this routine on a salesman, "I want a car were the windows wind down then wind back up again"

  • @0ceanicify
    @0ceanicify 2 года назад

    Having your car stolen is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You make a phone call, they come out to meet you, look at what's there and say there's not much they can do afterwards.

    • @tomwebb7091
      @tomwebb7091 2 года назад

      Oh yess indeed and writing a witty comment on RUclips is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You have to work the fingers, find and press all the right buttons and finally sit back and admire your work!

    • @Idol2Idol
      @Idol2Idol 2 года назад

      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @shaun5944
    @shaun5944 3 года назад

    Vic n Bob and Swiss Toni, it doesn't get much better than that. Comic genius.

  • @matelot95
    @matelot95 3 года назад

    Walk into any social club on Teesside and there's dozens of Bra Men

    • @I_Don_t_want_a_handle
      @I_Don_t_want_a_handle 2 года назад

      It's all the stuff Nyrex put under the place. Makes the folk a bit strange, like.

  • @dogchopz
    @dogchopz 4 года назад

    Vic and bob have no place in a Swiss Toni sketch.

    • @stevefarrell1624
      @stevefarrell1624 4 года назад

      This is Swiss Toni in a Vic and Bob sketch though. This was before the Fast Show.

    • @ghostpanic
      @ghostpanic 3 года назад

      I agree! Swiss Toni character isn't funny enough to be in one of Vic & Bobs scenes but it worked for this, apart from the closing line "now i'll get back to my eggs" bit lame apart from that Vic & bob were hilarious!!!

    • @dogchopz
      @dogchopz 3 года назад

      @@ghostpanic If you like them.. well that’s all that matters👍🏻

  • @taotoo2
    @taotoo2 5 лет назад

    His hair didn't reach such heights ever again

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад

    Watching a video on RUclips is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

    • @michaeljames4904
      @michaeljames4904 5 лет назад

      You have to choose the appropriate equipment, channel your energies and make sure you press all the right buttons.

    • @pastrychef1985
      @pastrychef1985 3 года назад

      First, you've gotta check your length, and see how long you have, check your algorithms and begin to multiply.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 3 года назад

      @@pastrychef1985 LOL

  • @cityloyal
    @cityloyal 7 лет назад

    Reeves and Mortimer about as funny as cancer

    • @robertjamesgreen
      @robertjamesgreen 5 лет назад

      When you say rhythm is a dancer

    • @dafteverton7218
      @dafteverton7218 4 года назад

      @@robertjamesgreen ha ha ha ha ! Boss.

    • @markheyes287
      @markheyes287 3 года назад

      You must find Jack Whitehall funny

    • @stephenowens8398
      @stephenowens8398 3 года назад

      This guy thinks 'On the buses is hilarious'.

    • @alfamonk
      @alfamonk 2 года назад

      Great line. You must yearn for the good old days.